Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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A crip

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Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!