Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!