Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.