Jim Jokes

What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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Punchline

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.