What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.