What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )