Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.