Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!