What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."