Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets