Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7