Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

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Because they always steal the green cards....

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They steal all the green cards.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.