Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!