Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.