What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.