What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast