What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*