Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.