Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

Peein Jokes More Peein Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Transistor Jokes More Transistor Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!