How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.