You fit into his clothes.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
You have to chew before you swallow.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
Marry her.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Nun.
Straight talk.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
