Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!