Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

What do you call... What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go?

Flabio.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.