Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

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Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!