What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue