What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)