What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.