A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
An animal that grows down as it grows up !
One with plenty of body in it.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
No whey...