What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Comcast Jokes More Comcast Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Armed Force Jokes More Armed Force Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.