Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!