Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!