Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!