Restroom Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans working in a restroom?

Cuatro Sinko

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom?

A handicrapped zone.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.