Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Your credit card.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Urine angel.
Because they're extinct
Because they can't even.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Show your work.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
European!
They didn't speak sine language.
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The p is silent.
Popcorn, of course!
They both fly, except for the mole...
a shellocopter. damn homies