Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
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Because pterodactyls are extinct.
Because their p is quiet.
Their P is silent.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.
My wife."
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Because it's is silent....
Because the p is silent.
It was a No. 2.
Au revoir poo poo
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Because the P is silent
Shot.
Because their entire species is extinct.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
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