Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

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What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".