Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!