Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.