Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.