What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.