Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack ?

Beans on post !

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels