Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar