Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.