Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.