Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.