Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.