Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
cause she's a two-timin' four.
Probably not a planned child.
A "coup d'isaster".
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
