Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.