Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.