Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

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How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.