What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.