What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.