What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!