Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's the internal tempered of a Taunton?

Luke warm

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.