Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

How to keep a reader in suspense?

removed

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.