Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.