Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.