Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"