Haydn Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

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He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between babies and love?

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !