A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
Go and retrieve her!
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
He was a good conductor.
He blew him off.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Inertia.
