Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";