Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!