Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?