Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.