Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.