Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me