Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
A tardigrade!
A: To keep from peeling.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
