How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses