1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
White noise.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
Has that been tried yet
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
You can drop her off wherever.
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
