Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards