Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).