Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments