Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)